3. Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!

    Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.

  5. Anonymous asked: how do you feel then compares to now?

    then was not nearly as awesome compared to now

  7. all-nirvana: beautiful eyes. <3

  9. Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...

    Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.

    Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!

    Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*

    Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!

    Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!

    Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

    Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.

    Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.

    Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*

    Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*

    Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

  10. reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high heavens

    (Source: msrowling, via zackisontumblr)

  12. dovefeatheredraven: Romantic Rights - DFA1979 Relevant right now.
  14. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    shikariofdust:

    Sick Sick Sick- Queens of the Stone Age

    This song is sexxx.

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